Day 5: Your Top Five Comfort Foods

Finally, something lighthearted and easy and not psychoanalytical!

Okay, well here goes.

1. Pizza

Because if you don't like pizza, we can't be friends. The Spicy Chicken from Pizza Perfect remains my weapon of choice but as far as comfort food goes, this is my go to. Other notable ones include a Margherita with extra chili and chicken from Roman's, the Mexicana from Debonair's... I like 'em hot.

2. Oreos

Because I'm a basic bro... But I mean... Oreos... Ever been mad at someone giving you Oreos? No. It's physically impossible.

3. CHOOOOCOLAAAAAATE

My favourite being the mint bubbly at the moment, I am a chocolate addict. Also, before indulging in chocolate, one must always listen to Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal. Because, metal. (holds out bucket to collect the tears of butthurt metal elitists)

4. Maki!

Peasant sushi. Maki, easy to eat, cheap to buy, delicious AF. Accompanied by coconut juice, which is AMAZING and some sake, maki won't ever betray you, or lend your PS2 games and never give them back, or tell you that Bring Me The Horizon has become uninspired and robotic. Maki is always there for you. Maki will never let you down. And it really is the cheapest of all sushi. Best of all, there's no bad maki! Avo, crabstick, salmon, prawn, tuna... All maki is good. Maki is fair. Maki is love. Maki is life.

5. The Bar-One Waffle

To this day, I cannot finish it in a single sitting. It's so much... But I love it. It's literally the only appealing thing on the Wimpy menu... It should totally be called the Bar-One Ab Pancake. Oh Dawkins, I sound like such a basic bro, but that's okay.

Yeah, that's how I choose to get diabetes (haha, legitimate medical conditions are so funny!). Anyway, Day 5. Check in the comments for the original challenge if you wanna do your own, it's been a blast and share, like or comment if you wanna show me some love, or you just wanna rage at me, or you think this is stupid and that it definitely couldn't even be productive like WTF man, go get a real job or something.