Day 12.5: The challenge question

Day 30 is my plans for the next month afterwards. I'm going to drop the reveal you all kinda wanna hear me say. But you'll have to wait another 18 days for that. I will say it'll be a big one. 

For this post...

I'll answer my favourite FAQs...

Are you American?

No. I was born in Joburg, raised in Vredenburg, lived in Harties for a long ass time. Only left SA once or twice, actually.

Are you gay?

Nope.

Why did you and <insert name here> break up?

None of anyone's business, actually. All the details you need to know can be found slipped in the passages of my ramblings, but for the most part, they really are none of your business unless I make it so.

How can you listen to that metal stuff?

Easily. Since I taught myself how to scream, I know the nuances, I know what good tone is... I can appreciate hardcore vocals. The music itself is also complex, and dissonant, and really just a joy to listen to. It's not all "screaming". It's a great experience if you're open. Don't ever ask me to "give me some metal" because then I'll give you nothing. You don't know what you want. Ask me rather, "Get me into metal" and that I can do. But what I consider metal, and what you think you want is completely different. 

<Any idiotic atheism related question>

I don't believe in your god. I don't want to murder puppies or kidnap children. All the time. 

How old are you?

ARRRGGGHHH I'M 18 I'M LEGAL GUYS HOW HARD IS IT, I DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT YOUNG, IT'S BECAUSE I'M SHORT ISN'T IT YOU DISCRIMINATORY ASS UGGGHHH I'M LEGALLY AN ADULT

Can you play Smoke on the Water?

UGGGGHHHH OF COURSE I CAN BUT WHY DO YOU WANNA HEAR IT?

Aren't you scared you'll get possessed or something?

Nope. Not even a little bit. C'mon, children... Something must have clicked when you looked under your bed and there were no monsters.

Are you <insert name here's brother>?

No. Motherfucking fuck no. Either you people have never seen coloured people before or you're honestly just that stupid. Literally. I've been asked this about two people, one of which was actually coloured, and he looked fuckall like me... Sigh.

Play me something! *then proceeds to not listen*

I swear to Dawkins, you infuriate me. I laid my soul down for you. I gave you my everything. And you just ignore me... YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME!

Oh, you play guitar? *while I'm holding a guitar and playing said guitar*

No. This is just how I pick up girls... Sigh...

Didn't it hurt? *with reference to my piercing*

No, it was actually relatively painless... To me. I might have just been so hyped up on my own anxiousness. They're making a whole in you. Is it supposed to not hurt?

How do you have so many games?

I am a hoarder.

And my all time favourite, and I kid you not, when I was seventeen, some kid was looking through my games and looks at me with wonder in his eyes, 

How do you have so many 18 rated games?

I... I... Don't know how to answer this one.... I bought them... I mean... How do you get your non-18 rated games...? I just... Wow. WOW. Just... WOW... Uhm...